In the meeting of the poorly written best sellers, the fantasy moms who have penned their way to big bucks and fame will collaborate on No Blood, No Sex...Almost All the Way at Hogswarts. The plot weaving mommas couldn't believe how much they had in common:
"We were both poor moms trying to grab some writing time while the kiddies squealed and pooped their pants. Neither of us had a normal husband to satisfy us and so we channe3led our creative juices into adventurous narratives about preteen magicians and adolescent bloodless suckers.
"We both thought you had to really be able to write...you know with complex sentences and good vocabulary...but we learned that since most peoople can't really read they never even notice subpar scribbling like ours!"
