Miley Cyrus, Vanessa hudgens and Jamie Lynn Spears in pregnancy scare

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Thursday, 4 December 2008

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Jamie Lynn, Vanessa and Miley - but which one's got the bump.

Miley Cyrus got the fright of her life when she got her home pregnancy test mixed up with friend Jamie Lynn Spears last month.

The confusion arose whilst the two decided to try out some complimentary pregnancy kits Miley had received as part of a sponsorship deal for a teen pregnancy magazine - 'Skanky Teens'.

Both girls had been holding back from having a piss for the whole day so that they'd have enough to test with.

Miley went first and then Jamie Lynn.

The both girls waited anxiously.

Unfortunately Vanessa Hudgens dropped in to use the bathroom too and during all the excitement the pregnancy tests got mixed up. Hudgens denied she pissed on both kits as she has 'potty issues' and claims it was an innocent 'accident'.

But there was not doubt that one of the 3 girls is pregnant.

All eyes naturally turned to Spears who is a compulsive 'baby popper'. Cyrus and Hudgens have all said that they are virgins and that unless another Christmas-time 'virgin birth' moment has arisen it couldn't possibly be them.

Spears has said that no matter who is pregnant, she will take the kid off their hands and put it in her private collection.

Pop superstar Madonna has also expressed interest in buying the baby. She placed an early bid but says she wants it dyed green first to match her new shoes.

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