Miley Cyrus reveals her family tree

Funny story written by selenagomezfanforever

Monday, 1 December 2008

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happy families?? I don't think so...

Miley Cyrus, the current rising yet falling star, reveals her family tree about her and her family. The reveals all in an interview with Ok.

She takes out a rolled out A2 piece of paper with her family treee. As the interview looked at the family tree, Miley talks about where she comes into the family.

"The truth is, Billy Ray Cyrus isn't my real dad. My real dad is actually my uncle. My mom Tish Cyrus married my uncle, Tim Cyrus (my dad's brother) and had Brandi and me my grandmother and real dad called me Destiny Hope Cyrus. My mom then divorced Tim and married his brother, Billy Ray. They then had two kids, Noah and Trace.My new dad didn't like the name Destiny Hope so he called me Miley.

"Now my name has officaly changed to Miley Ray Cyrus. Nobody knows about this but now I think it would be right to tell everyone know the truth. We said that Trace and Brandi are my half siblings to avoid my mom being found out. Since I was put in publicty first out of my brother and sisters, We had this story evolved around me to make it easier for us and the publicity."

So now the truth (well...the lie) is revealed. Billy Ray Cyrus isn't Miley's dad.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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