C. J. de Mooi Exclusive

Funny story written by Egg Man

Saturday, 29 November 2008

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C. J. de Mooi in more happy times

C. J. de Mooi of the infamouse BBC Eggheads "I know more then you" telivision game show programe has been found to have connections to the I.D.E.A. (I don't eat anything) underground movment.

C.J.de Mooi is well known for being the egghead who pulls silly faces when confrunted with a question he knows nothing about but his occasional Hitler imitations when his hair is smeard over his head has held him in good stead with his fellow clever cloggs team mates.

Daphne Fowler, who has for a long time been the brunt of C.J. de Mooi's childish quips told our roving TV reporter "C.J. is such a delight, how he manages to survive on nothing but liquids is quite amazing"

"I think the idea of I.D.E.A. is a great idea" C.J. de Mooi told our TV game show reporter. "I got the idea while I was reading the tennis book of unknown facts, I thought what a good idea, who needs food anyway".

Kevin Ashman winner of British Quiz Championship, European Quiz Championship, World Quizzing Championships, Fifteen to One, Mastermind, Brain of Britain and Mind Sports Olympiad thinks C.J. needs a dam good meat pudding with all the trimmings followed by a nice glass or two of red wine.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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