Brad Pitt To Change Surname!

Written by E.L.Wisty

Saturday, 22 November 2008

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"His name rhymes with what?"

Superstar Brad Pitt is looking to change his name as he is fed up with it being used as rhyming slang for s**t.

It is not known yet what name he will choose.

Legendary singer Eartha Kitt, 81, has also decided to change her name for the same reason.

Ms Kitt is 'fed up' with her name being used as Cockney Rhyming slang for the word 'S**t'.

"All I see on UK television is somebody saying "I'm just nipping out for a quick Eartha Kitt".

I asked my friends about it and they were too afraid to tell me what it meant, but I found out in the end and I was horrified" said the singer.

UKs popular series 'The Royle Family' was one of the worst offenders with Jim Royle (Ricky Tomlinson), "nipping out for a quick Eartha".

The phrase has caught on with the general public in the UK along with "He's a right James Blunt innee" and "Get the Britneys"in then.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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