Miley Cyrus pisses like a guy

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Wednesday, 19 November 2008


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This woman - who pisses sitting down, by the way - is not pleased with Miley Cyrus' toilet antics

Kiddy icon Miley Cyrus pisses standing up just as a guy would, reports a celebrity website.

ShitCelebGossip's resident nosy parker Pervez Musharraf uncovered the story while snooping around the toilet cubicles on the set of a new Hannah Montana movie shooting in Pakistan.

"I always felt she had a very masculine voice but I never expected her to pee-pee like a boy too", said a startled Pervez.

ShitCelebGossip would like to point out that Miley does not have a penis - and even if 'she' does, it would not be particularly big anyway.

Apparently, Mileys' close relationship with her country music legend father Billy Ray is the cause.

"I heard Billy Ray used to piss out in the prairies when he was growing up. I'm sure he passed his 'country boy' technique onto his daughter", said Pervez.

Parents are worried the effect Cyrus toilet habits may have on their children's development, with some reporting that there previously potty-trained kids have developed an unnatural standing shit pose in recent days.

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