Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

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No, you are the experts........or that is what you say anyway.....

In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour.

Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate that I have to wear black, and that any other colour would only be laughed at by the confederation, not to mention the Jedis, but I do get sick of black, all day, everyday. When I was Annakin Skywalker, yes I was an angry young man, but I cut quite a dash with my robotic arms and long hippy clothes. I miss those days. I wish I could have seen Luke and Leia growing up together as well'.

Trinny and Susanah said that Vader could try accesorizing his red light sabre with a matching belt, but they felt that black was the colour that suited him best.

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