Written by P.M. Wortham

Sunday, 12 October 2008

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Capitalizing on the recent fashion trend preferred by young business oriented, metro-sexual males, a leading leather company has released its newest leather accessory for men called the "Murse".

The clutch will feature all the pockets and organizing space of a women's purse, combined with the look and feel of a men's business sized portfolio.

Demonstrated by newly hired director of men's marketing, Benjamin Bakdore', the Murse has slots for all functional business accessories like Blackberry, Pilot or iPod, a pouch for a laptop broadband card and cell phone, and Velcro closures for pens and highlighters. The Murse has added features as well. Bakdore' explains. "We also have a pouch for basic men's grooming tools. Nail clippers, file, nail buff and gloss go here. Eyebrow tweezers, nose hair trimmer, and eyeliner go there."

Though the dimensions of the Murse are similar to a 10 inch by 14 inch tablet folder, the inner pockets force the thickness of the accessory beyond normal size. "That's why there is this sexy metallic zipper to close it all up tight", Bakdore' demonstrates. "I just love that sound."

The Murse comes in the three basic leather colors and can accommodate either U.S. business tablet, or European A4 paper sizes. It retails for $499 U.S or with the current exchange rate, 13 British Pounds.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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