Written by Pointer

Monday, 27 October 2008

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Queen Sarah of the Moose Cock Dynasty

McCain campaign worker Ashley Todd claims that an Obama supporter saw her non-existent McCain-Palin bumper sticker on her imaginary car and robbed her at the wrong ATM.

The assailant Then carved the letter "O" in Todd's forehead very faintly and quite perfectly - except the O, police noted was backward as if done in a mirror by a really precise really wacky person.

The perfect, hard to see, backward O was not noticed at first by witnesses and authorities because a much darker and roughly scrawled 666 dominated the forehead.

Todd's MySpace page declares her "allegiance to Queen Sarah the former Ice Princess of Wasilla who will accede to the Polo Bear throne, take the sacred Moose Cock scepter and usher in the Kingdom of God, if !@#$%^&* McCain would just get out of her way!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ashley Cole




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