HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - George Lucas will direct and produce the next Star Wars film which will feature a Bigfoot, Miley Cyrus and Pamela Anderson caught up in a romantic triangle.
Titled "The Wookie Who Loved Me," the script by Oscar-winning Lucas deals with a Wookie who is torn between two loves, with the youthful Cyrus and the more mature Anderson.
Lucas would not reveal any further details of the plot, only saying that the bedroom and cave scenes will be shot "tastefully and artistically."
Bigfoot Arnold "Chewie" Chewbacca has been signed on to star in the movie as the Wookie.
Chewbacca's press agent said that the movie role "is a breakthrough for all Bigfoots everywhere and will further the acceptance of Bigfoots in human society."
Tommy Lee will act as a consultant and Assistant Director on the film.
--Copyright Felix Minderbinder Live Wire
