Palo Alto, California - In a second hastily called press conference in Palo Alto, California regarding the discovery of the century: proof of the alleged and allusive "Bigfoot", a correction instead was made to members of the media gathered there by Thompson Bacardi, self-described "Bigfoot" investigator.
In an even more surprising revelation than his first, Bacardi announced today that the hunters from Georgia did not find a "Bigfoot" carcass but that of a "Chubacabra" -- the mythical goat-sucking creature from Mexico.
Apparently in all the excitement, Bacardi, in a rush, grabbed the wrong book on mythlogical creatures and got his mystical beats mixed up just before his first press conference.
"I was in a hurry to get the news of this historic discovery out to you as soon as possible," explained Bacardi before a somewhat visibly frustrated press pool. "Inadvertently, I ran out of my office with the wrong book in my hands and turned the page on 'Bigfoot."
Barcardi readily admits that he was in the midst of playing "Dungeons and Dragons" (a fantasy role-playing game) when he first got the call from the Georgian hunters regarding their discovery and hastily called for the press conference without double checking his facts.
"It could have been worst," Bacardi attempted to explain away, while holding up the "Dungeons and Dragons" book on monsters and magic to members of the media. "See, I could have mistaken the creature for an eleventh level shape shifter with an invisibility cloak and enchanted singing sword."
