In a press conference yesterday, the Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Beardboy claimed that 'Jesus is now bigger than the Beatles'.
'For years' said the bearded wonder 'the phrase that John Lennon uttered in relation to the popularity of the fab four over the Bethelem one has been a source of great irritation to me yet now CD sales show that Jesus is far outstripping the four scouse popsters'
Despite this claim in relation to record sales, it is unlikely that Jesus will have a number one smash at the top of the hit parade.
Mr Beardo concluded 'I hope that John Lennon will offer an apology-oh wait he can't-he's dead'.
