Written by Pointer

Monday, 14 July 2008

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Prison chapel is host to non gay, non divorced Roman catholic wedding ceremony of axe murderer and his lawyer

The Roman Catholic Church in the US has begun to realize that the sea of blue haired Sunday communicants are not punk rockers or Goths and these easily duped old ladies will not be filling the collection basket much longer. Thus the move by the NY Archdiocese to present a cool Christ to the 20's and 30's somethings who only go to church for somebody's baptism, wedding or funeral.

They've hired a Howard Stern sound alike who irreverently preaches the same old chastity, Roman roulette family "planning" and discrimination against gays. DJ Sef Righteous Prude raps Papal encyclicals and the Newest latest Catholic catechism. Prude told the spoof that his new gig was easy since like most rappers he's been trashing gays since day uno:" The abstinence gig's been harsh but a nigga's got to live!"

Catholic Q&A provided by Axe N.Ushal Reseef, on a recent show fielded a question from Joe from Greenhaven Correctional facility. Joe asked Axe if he was eligible for a Church wedding since he didn't divorce his wife, he axe murdered her. Axe axed him if he was heartily sorry and Joe told him yeah, the bitch deserved better. The wedding will be celebrated in the Greenhaven Chapel by RC Chaplain Ed Donovan with music provided by DJ Prude and a letter of Papal Blessing from Benedict 16 thanking the axe murderer for not being a divorced or gay person.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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