Written by Pointer

Thursday, 5 June 2008

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Sheik Muhammed Phuxalot is known to his ex-wife as Tiny!

French media is exploding with the story of a Muslim couple in Paris who are in the midst of divorce proceeding because the young bride lied to her husband about her virginity.

Groom to be, Muhammad Phuxalot was outraged on his wedding night when his supposed virginal bride displayed numerous signs that she had had sexual experience. Phuxalot pointed to the woman's lack of blood flow:" I know that the hymen can be broken in many non-sexual ways but this chick was never a gymnast, believe you me!"

Phuxalot noted that his promised inexperienced bride thrusted like a Damascus whore and sucked like an American Hoover:" Don't get me wrong, I appreciate the workout but I am looking for a wife and mother of my children. The many hoes I have bedded did all these things for me and still do. I am looking for a different kind of woman then the ones I will be with eight days a week!

The accused bride had very little to say except that she would happily accept an annulment from "Tiny" Muhammed Phuxalot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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