Grizzly archaeologist and inspiration for four hit movies, Indiana Jones today announced he is thinking of changing his name. "I like Montana Jones but am afraid the Miley Cyrus Fans will get too confused."
"I also thought about West Virginia Jones but was afraid people would think I was a racist redneck. At the moment my favourite is Scranton New Jersey Jones - has a certain ring to it." said the sixty six year-old misogynist.
It is not the first name change for Indiana having previously been 'MeandMissus Jones' for several years during a difficult teenage period.