Melted Faces healing quickly

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 23 March 2008

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God, that looks nasty

Recently released medical records from the 1930's have revealed that the melted faces seen at the end of the Indiana Jones and the Raider's of the Lost Ark document healed quickly, and were not fatal, as had been first thought.

The two survivors of the incident, Doctor Henry 'Indiana' Jones and his old flame Marion, are to star in a recently unearthed film, lost for years, which is to be released in the summer.

Other medical records released showed that Seth Brundle from the Fly made a full recovery, in spite of being turned into a grotesque fly/human hybrid and being shot through the head. He has some light scarring, but it is not really noticeable to the human eye. Other records show that many firemen going into a burning building in a film are usually not in a lot of danger.

On a sadder note, Kermit the Frog has many fractures from being thrown about by Miss Piggy, and Tom the Cat from Tom and Jerry has had three hip replacements, and has broken every bone in his body, and Wil E. Coyote from the Roadrunner cartoons is now much more metal than bone.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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