Indiana Jones and curse of the over-full colostomy bag

Funny story written by Double Diamond

Thursday, 15 May 2008

Steven Spielberg has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones movie, expected to premier in 2010.

Harrison Ford is expected to star once again, with a provisional title of "Indiana Jones and the curse of the over-full colostomy bag".

In a recent interview, Spielberg commented: "Given the recent furore over the crystal skull movie, we wanted to keep the momentum going with another installment."

The movie is an exploration into Indie's twilight years. Basically, the new movie will be set in a care home, where Indiana Jones now resides.

Harrison Ford has seen the script and has agreed reprise Indie's roll once again.

The core plot to the storyline will revolve around Indie's struggle with his colostomy bag and his need to have it emptied.

The action packed drama will contain some zimmer frame stunts and a scene will also contain Indie almost choking on some food that hasn't been mashed sufficiently.

"We want to give the fans what they want, and will keep making these movies for at least the next 50 years," the famed director beamed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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