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Funny story: Trump Claims He Saw Video Of The Ark Of The Covenant

Trump Claims He Saw Video Of The Ark Of The Covenant

Donald Trump is claiming that the Obama administration is hiding the Ark of The Covenant to keep it from him in case he becomes president. "I saw the video, and we can assume the Russians or Wiki-Leaks leaked the video to hurt Hillary Clinton in t...

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Funny story: Stranger Than Truth - Riders in the Lost Park

Stranger Than Truth - Riders in the Lost Park

One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is how and where the Indiana Jones movie series got its start and more fascinating, how it got the name. But, with invitation in hand, the Stranger Than Truth team flew out to California to meet someone who was there every step of the way. "It began when Steven Spielberg and George Lucas both got lucky as hell about the same time with their movies, Close En...

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Funny story: Argie Pope gives royal baby Nazi artefuct

Argie Pope gives royal baby Nazi artefuct

Rome - Someone in the Vatican has been watching too many Indiana Jones reruns and decided to play a 'Holy Grail' hoax on young Prince George. At a televised reception in his private quarters today Pope Frankie-the-Argie defied the Geneva Conventio...

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Funny story: Indiana Jones Hired to Find the Lost Red Sox

Indiana Jones Hired to Find the Lost Red Sox

Larry Lucchino is one of the high muckety-mucks at the Boston Red Sox. His exact title is unknown due to the covert nature of his position with the team. Word has leaked that Lucchino has asked GM Ben Cherington to sign Indiana Jones to find the L...

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Funny story: George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

George Lucas Retires from Hollywood, Plans First Art Film

Following an announcement from George Lucas that he has retired from Hollywood and all the action and fantasy-adventure movies he's best known for, Lucas is reportedly working on his first independent art film from a secluded ranch in the Grand Teton...

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Funny story: "Indiana Jones Not Accurate", Say Archaeological Society

"Indiana Jones Not Accurate", Say Archaeological Society

The American Association of Archaeologists has issued a statement to counteract what it calls "vicious lies and fallacies" about their work. James Tukinluk, the head of the AAA, maintains from his post at Berkeley that "movies like Indiana Jones,...

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Funny story: Alabama Smith and the Temple of Doom

Alabama Smith and the Temple of Doom

After watching an episode of the Life of Mohammed shown on BBC2 this week, an archaeologist from Barnsley, known as Alabama Smith (not to be confused with Indiana Jones) saw something which sent shivers down his spine. He had seen something which was...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

Angelina Jolie Angrily Denies She Cheated On Brad Pitt With George Clooney

NEW ORLEANS - The entire Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie family is in New Orleans while Pitt films the latest in the Indiana Jones series, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternate Life Style. The film stars Harrison Ford and co-stars Neil Patrick H...

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Funny story: India-Obamas and the Temple of Doom

India-Obamas and the Temple of Doom

Following several photo opportunities today where President Obama and the First Lady spent time with students in various age groups, their afternoon agenda included a trip to a local cave where artifacts of an ancient civilization and temple were rec...

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Funny story: Fifth Indiana Jones Sequel to be Made

Fifth Indiana Jones Sequel to be Made

A fifth Indiana Jones movie is in pre-production in Hollywood. The movie will return the major players from Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull (including Harrison Ford, Shia LeBeouf, and Karen Allen). This movie will be shot principally in Washing...

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Funny story: Nashville Dad Presents Own Version of Indiana Jones

Nashville Dad Presents Own Version of Indiana Jones

Determined to make his son's birthday dreams come true despite deep financial woes, Gary Lonas Wilson of Nashville, Tennessee spent late Saturday night practicing and four hours in his backyard Sunday acting out the latest Indiana Jones movie. "...

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Funny story: Indiana Jones's Younger Brother

Indiana Jones's Younger Brother

Utah, June 2008: It was revealed today that Indiana Jones has a younger brother, named Casey. Both men have the title Doctor Jones.

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Funny story: Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

Indiana Jones Sets Records, Ford Continues To Age

(LaLa Land, CA) - After whipping up over 150 million dollars in North American box office receipts over the Memorial Day Holiday session, Indiana Jones and The Menace of The Crystal Arks of Doom, Part IV: Attack of the Commie Clones...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin to star in Russian revenge remake of 'crystal skulls' Indiana Jones

Vladimir Putin to star in Russian revenge remake of 'crystal skulls' Indiana Jones

Moscow - (Crystal Ass Mess): Russian Prime Monster Vladimir Putin has been beseiged with requests to star in a Russian revenge remake of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

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Funny story: Indiana Jones considering name change

Indiana Jones considering name change

Grizzly archaeologist and inspiration for four hit movies, Indiana Jones today announced he is thinking of changing his name. "I like Montana Jones but am afraid the Miley Cyrus Fans will get too confused."...

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Funny story: Indiana Jones and curse of the over-full colostomy bag

Indiana Jones and curse of the over-full colostomy bag

Steven Spielberg has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones movie, expected to premier in 2010.

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Funny story: Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

Final, Final "Raiders" film starring Harrison Ford to be shot in the UK in 2019

The absolute final, final, last film in the "Raiders of the Lost Ark" series, starring Harrison Ford and directed by Steven Spielgames will be shot in Britain in 2019, according to Barry Norman (86), who came out of retirement to make the a...

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