Written by SpaceElevator

Saturday, 23 June 2007

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HOLLYWOOD - The ghost of Mike L. Hutchence will reportedly be played by Hayd N. Christensen or John E. Depp in a rumored new film produced by Morg N. Freeman.

The two actors are expected to compete for the role during a ten-week televised competition open to audience voting.

When asked which character he intends to pattern his role after this time, Mr. Depp suggested that he might just try to emulate the ghost of Hutchence himself (versus his loose impression of Keith Richards during 'Pirates of the Carob Bean' or the mix of Frances McDormand and Michael Jackson in 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory').

Meanwhile, Mr. Christensen mentioned that he had a 'friend' who used to try autoerotic asphyxiation -- making him better equipped to play the character, he feels.

It is not known exactly when the two actors sank to their current low point.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Johnny Depp




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