Ealing Studios, London - (Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry and Prof Stephen Hawking are to audition for a new remake of Thunderbirds the Movie.
The third film in the series will see William play International Rescue's top pilot Scott Tracy with Harry taking on the role of Thunderbird 2's Virgil.
Professor Stephen Hawking will play Brains and feature as Thunderbird 5 space station's marooned on-board crazy scientist.
A hastily face-lifted and ass-botoxed Richard Branson is set to play Thunderbirds paterfamilias Jeff Tracy while Helen Mirren will be Grandma Tracy and Lucy Liu may take on the role of Tin-Tin.
Casting is still looking for appropriate actors for Thunderbird 3's astronut Alan Tracy, Thunderbird 4's aquanut Gordon Tracy and Thunderbird 5's space station deputy John.
Meanwhile supermodel Kate Moss has been picked to play Lady Penelope and cross-dressing former royal butler Paul Burrell to take on the role of her chauffeur Parker.
A cameo role for former Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott has been bencilled in for the role of The Hood.
Plot outlines are still sketchy but are rumored to involve an International Rescue mission to prevent a huge oil-laden asteroid from crashing its fifty trillion barrels of crude payload straight into the presidential swimming pool in the White House.
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