Radcliffe's Little Joke

Written by Sophie Jayne

Wednesday, 23 April 2008

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Raddcliffe is soooo not looking for a girl.

The hunky acting sensation that is Daniel Jacob Radcliffe was rolling around on the floor with laughter today at his latest prank.

Earlier this week Daniel confessed to newspapers that he was smitten with a woman he met at a party, although he didn't manage to get her name and phone number. He told them "I must have walked around that party for an hour trying to look for this girl, like some sad pathetic dweeb, but it would have been worth it,"

But we can reveal there was no Australian princess, Radder's never fell in love at first sight with a girl he met at an awards show because he made the entire thing up.

"Ha ha." He laughed "I made it all up and the gullible tabloids believed it and people even started to help me search. Ha...ha..ha...this is more funny than when Emma Watson turned Rupert Grint down and he cried for a week, this takes the freaking biscuit."

Phew I am glad that my competition has been stamped out but I am still a tad concerned about his sense of humour. It is just not funny.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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