She said she didn't want to go to rehab, but now British songstress Amy Winehouse has been forced to enter rehab for alcohol and drug abuse following a court order.
Winehouse had planned to enjoy the next three months in various bars and clubs, but instead must enrol at the McGrath-Moran Institute this Friday.
The court order was issued after the RSPCA were alerted to a rare countryside song-bird spotted nesting in her famous 'Bee-hive' haircut. A pair of British White-Nosed Tits have apparently set up home in Winehouse's barnet, and due to a European wildlife protection order must be kept away from harmful substances.
An anonymous source at the RSPCA said, "These tits are extremely vulnerable when exposed, and should they start pecking Amy's head they could well be poisoned by whatever narcotics are in her bloodstream. Hairspray is the least of their worries".
Added to the fine-print of the ruling was that Winehouse must not leave rehab until she has been on the wagon for three straight months, or until her tits have flown south, whichever is first.
