Written by Hippy fish

Sunday, 13 April 2008

image for New comer rap artist "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" bites Eminem, mistaking him for an M&M.
This is eminem, the rap artist

Experienced Rap artism Eminem was outraged when "Shizzle Wizzle Jay" took a big juicy bite out of his left arm. Apart from causing severe injuries, it also damaged Eminem's dignity, and reduced him to tears.

But why do such a thing? Shizzle Wizzle Jay attempted to plead his case, but it only made matters worse: "I thought he was an M&M, ya know, the chocalatey thing! It's his fault, he has a misleading name! And i could'nt resist, his shiny arms, so smooth and tender, covered in bling..."

And this is how Eminem responded: "He what! Is it coz I is black?! I'm gonna bash him up, bruv!"

Just to clarify, Eminem is not black, nor am I his brother.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Music, Chocolate, Rap, Eminem

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