Rapper Buys Graceland From Presley Family

Funny story written by Jalapenoman

Thursday, 3 April 2008

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The body is spinning in the grave now.

Graceland was the house that Elvis built. The Memphis mansion was the home to Elvis, Priscilla, and the infant Lisa Marie Presley. It was later featured in a song and album by Paul Simon and has long been a museum/tourist attraction. That all ended.

Now, the building is the new home of Bow Wowser Doggy Dog Dime Bag Snickers Bar, rap singer of the new number one hit "Where Be My Ho?" Mr. Bar intends a complete renovation of the mansion, making it into "my own pimped out crib."

When asked what would happen to the Elvis memorabilia displayed, such as pink Cadillacs, gold records, and white jumpsuits, the rapper replied that "my momma gonna come down Saturday an' have a garage sale. I let her keep half the money so she can pay her rent next without having to spread her legs none or take in no laundry."

Graceland will also undergo a name change. The mansion will now be known as Pimp Palace.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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