Emma Watson Not The Angel We Thought?

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

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Watson is no Angel

It is old news that scarhead Daniel Radders has taken to smoking 20 a day but it seems like Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger has moved on to...well, other things.

Rupert 'ginger' Grint refused to comment but he did make a gesture towards his nose and the sugar he was spooning into his coffee.

Watson was caught with well known drug dealers in London at the weekend, but she denied claims that she had been sniffing anything illegal saying "They are just mates of mine that happen to do and sell drugs once in a while but that is nothing to do with me. My body is a temple I would never do a thing like that."

We however do not believe her word and therefore turned to Daniel Radcliffe. "Yeah, Emma is smoking and sniffing God knows what with God knows who." Radcliffe laughed casually as he puffed away "But so what.! They all except us to make these bloody films for them but they don't know how freaking hard it is, we have to do something to relax ourselves."

It seems to us that working 24/7 and being a big star adored by millions is getting too much for Radcliffe and Watson and we can only congratulate Rupert Grint for staying so normal for so long, he always was our favourite.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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