Johnny McC, Hillary and BH Obama have so desperately fallen all over themselves and each other to prove that they can be almost as cool as late night TV hosts that the hosts have decided to run for the Presidency and the Parties have decided to back the hosts.
Political observers note that a late night president would be able to be on top of international news due to time zone differences.
A sense of humor is also being counted as a plus since Americans have suffered through GW Bush, worst president ever's worst sense of humor ever.
"If you don't laugh through the hundred years of war, recession and environmental destruction brought on the eight years of Bushit, you'll spend the rest of your life and your kids' and grandkids' lives weeping!" Wrote Leno and Letterman campaign manager, Bartholomew Simpson.
