Daniel Radcliffe to Make Own Brand Of Deodorant

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Sunday, 30 March 2008

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DanRad Deodorant

After Rupert Grint announced that he was writing a besterseller and Emma Watson said that she would be opening her own chain of night clubs, it seems that boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would to do something to make himself a bit of extra cash.

"I am going to make my own brand of deodorants." Said Radcliffe as he casually threw a handful of cash into a nearby bonfire "It will smell like me so that your arm pits smell nice and it will have a naked picture of me on the front. I think a picture from my Eqqus days."

It all sounds very good to us, but when we asked Emma Watson his fellow Hogwarts student what she thought of the money making scheme she took a different view "This idea is bullshit, i mean who fucking wants to smell like that bloody bastard? He has no idea of business!" For such a posh girl she has a filthy mouth.

Rupert on the other hand loved the idea. "Wow I am going to buy it when it comes out." He said kissing his harry poster "especially if it has him naked on the front and i love the smell of him...oh I could sniff him all day."

Daniel's deodorant that will be called 'DanRad' will be out in shops this summer, we can't wait.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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