It turns out thought to be dead Sirus Black, godfather of the famous Harry 'scarhead' Potter is in fact alive and well, living in the English countryside.
Sirus jumped out from a bush yesterday and yelled "Surprise" at his Godson Harry James. "It was the best thing that has happened to me ever and you should know that my life has been full of crappy stuff." said Harry as he casually caressed his girlfriend Ginny's leg.
As ever the Happiness for Harry was short lived when Sirus announced his engagement to none other than Dolores Umbridge. "I am so happy that I have finally found the girl for me." Black told us "I just don't understand why Harry can't be Happy for me what is his problem with Dolores?"
"I told him no I fucking would not be his best man, why the hell would he marry that toad?" Harry screamed (was it wrong we found it sexy?).
we wonder if Harry and Sirus will make up before the big day, and if there any other 'dead' characters hiding away, perhaps Lily and James are also alive, that would make scarhead's day.
