Ginger actor Rupert Grint who stars along side Daniel Radcliffe as idiot sidekick Ron in the Harry Potter films has announced today that he is writing a book that WILL sell millions.
"I got thinking," said the gorgeous teen, "who is the one person that is more successful than me? And I came up with JK Rowling. So I have decided I will write a book that will be equal as good...no better than hers and that you will all love."
"Damn!" Screamed Daniel Radcliffe. "I wish I had thought of that first. Now I will have to make a sex video or something."
That sounds like a good idea to us, we volunteer to star in it along side him.
Rupert's book will be about a boy magician whose parents were killed by an evil magician and lives with his two gay uncles in their airing cupboard, until one day a tall giant magician called Bagrid rescues him and takes him to Bogwats school of Magician and Magicianetts.
We think with this truly original story line, Rupert's writing career will flourish.
