Written by justin_is_fit

Wednesday, 19 March 2008

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Ever wondered why Justin Timberlake has flocks of girls pining after him? Well the answer's simple: he's made of chocolate.

After extensive testing by Oxford University it turns out Justin Timberlake, 27, has an extra chocolaterccious gene meaning he tastes and smells just like chocolate, making him truly irresistible.

It is a very rare disorder, only 2 other cases of the extra gene are known to have existed. He gives out a sweet chocolately aroma in a 5M radius which can increase or decrease intensity depending on his mood, the more powerful his mood, the more powerful the smell. Also if you were to lick his skin, it would taste like heaven.

Top scientists think this would be a key factor in his huge sexual power.

The latest on this issue is that Justin Timberlake has been approached by Cadbury bosses, it starting a new blend of chocolate based solely on Justin's mouth watering chocolate flavour. Cadburys are so desperate for Justin's flavour they are reportedly offering in region of £500 billion.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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