Yummy Daniel Radcliffe Splashes Out On Chocolate Factory

Funny story written by Sophie Jayne

Monday, 17 March 2008

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He is young, gorgeous and filthy rich. So what does Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe spend his well earned(?) cash on? A new pad? New clothes? Apparently not, his new splurge is a £27.2 million chocolate factory. We are sure that this will impress the ladies.

"He is out of control," his father, Alan, told us. "Does he need a chocolate factory? No he does not. He doesn't even like chocolate, says it is too fattening and bad for his figure."

But sexy Daniel has other ideas, he has big plans for his chocolate factory. "It is going to be like Charlie and the chocolate factory. I am going to get loads of short people to dance around and I'll even start issuing golden tickets."

It seems to us that Daniel fancies himself as a bit of a Willy Wonka. But will Johnny Depp be happy about this?

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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