Harry Potter Stars Reveal How They do IT

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Sunday, 16 March 2008

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Daniel Radcliffe ready for sex

It must be hard for the young stars to get a bit of action; what with all the tiresome hours of filming and the lavish social lives. Sure they have their fortunes and being loved my millions to make it all better, but how do they fit it into their jam-packed schedules?

When asked exactly how he did IT, Radcliffe simply gave us a flash of his pearly whites and tapped his nose, refusing to reveal his sex secrets.

Being the stubborn type, we refused to let this one lie, so a few death threats later Daniel Radcliffe seemed more inclined to spill.

"I have a time turner," he admitted as he stood protected from us by 200 SAS armed men. "Yes I have to, that is the only way I could possibly have a decent sex life as I work 24/7, it is a small price to pay this way I get to be rich and have the sex of my life."

Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are also rumoured to use the time turners to fit in their sex.

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