It is a sad day for fans across the world as the millionaire authoress JK Rowling is uncovered as the cheating conniving conwoman she is.
Alas it is true; the story of teen wizard Harry Potter was nothing but a work of fiction cunningly devised by the writer, every word a vicious lie. There was never a flying car, there was never a Lord Voldermort and there was never a boy who lived.
Hunky actors Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are said to be appalled by the latest revelation. "We really believed in our character's," cried Radcliffe sipping from a champagne flute. "I don't think I'll be able to continue filming now that I know Harry was never real."
J.k Rowling was bailed today pending a further inquiry, but given the seriousness of the crime police are expecting a lifetime sentence.
