Dutch Antilles - (Usury Mess): Notorious children's fiction plagiarist and fraudulent Harry Potter author JK Rowling is a principal shareholder behind a rogue offshore-registered holding company creaming off profits from an Al Qaeda-affiliated UK debt collecting agency.
Rowling's tax haven numbered bank accounts were found by Interpol in a swoop on a Curacao front company. Other partners in the scam read like a who's who of serious and disorganised crime according to FBI reports connected to a new investigation into rogue subprime traders in the US.
The tax haven scam was registered in 1998 and has UK Prime Monsters Gorgon Brown, Tony Blair, John Major and Margaret Thatcher listed as top shareholders.
Former Blair blind truss portfolio bagman and Middle East WMD fantasist Lord Levy is listed as the managing director of the front company whose accounts show gross annual profits in excess of £25 million, creamed off directly from the UK activities of the notorious militant debt-collections agency.
Up to 350 so-called Life Peers ennobled by successive British governments are also listed as direct beneficiaries along with notable royal benefit scroungers like Charles, Pretender to the Throne and his purported official heirs apparent, Princess Anus, the Duke of Pork and weedy little wanker Prince Edward.
Among dodgy British captains of industry who received regular pay-offs are Philip Green and Richard Caring (rag-trade), Richard Branson (Virgin and spacetravel wannabe), Sean Quinn (Irish insurance/property and Shergar disappearance-related), the Barclay Brothers (hotels/organised property scams), John Whittaker (myriad port/airport ventures), Joe Lewis (debt-collecting), Bernie Ecclestone (extortion, Formula 1), Richard Desmond (pornography), Charles Dungstone (Carphonewhorehouse) and up to two dozen other retail luminaries.
London Mayor Ken Livingstone is listed as chief operations officer of the front company. His paid consultants are named as 90% of the Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association including Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro and Vladimir Sputum.
FBI sources said today that beneficiaries of the offshore truss contributed annual tithes to a Rowling-associated slush fund that paid for recruitment of so-called UK home-grown Al Qaaeda terrists.
And in London the Met has confirmed that a ten year surveillance operation on the debt collecting chain "had exceeded their wildest expectations."
Cherie Blair is daft as a brush.
