East London - (Reuterus): Officials from the entertainment branch of the Council for the Preservation of Lurid England have met with Amy Winehouse in a bid to save her 'from doing a Britney' and shaving off her hair extensions.
Winehouse, 25, had vowed to take a razor to her trademark beehive erection as a protest against the compulsory drug-testing of her jailbird husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil, currently on remand at Her Majesty's Pleasure at HMP Belmarsh.
Flake, 23, cut off his own wispy curls last week after shrinks attempted to drug-test him for a variety of Class One narcotics that somehow entered the prison medical wing where he is currently under section.
Winehouse met with Council representatives today after frantic fans lobbied the arts quango and demanded a Grade I listing for Winehouse's bouffant erection 'in the interests of the nation'.
"A compulsory preservation order is one possible route to ensure Amy's iconic coiffage remains sited in its optimum locale," a Council spokesman commented after the meeting.
"Only a pest infestation - similar to that claimed by Britney - could over-ride any official listing by the Secretary of State for Culture and Spots.
"We're hoping for co-operation so that sense might prevail."
