Leno Admits He Came out of the Closet

Funny story written by triso

Monday, 5 April 2004

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Jay Leno

Hollywood. Jay Leno has admitted that soon after he debuted as host of the Tonight show, he was so worried about negative critical and audience reaction -- and about being replaced -- that he hid in the closets of NBC executives so that he could eavesdrop on their conversations about him. "I sucked," Leno admits in the current issue of Blueboy.

"It's going good for me -- publicity wise that is." He also admitted to having affairs with Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall after marrying his life-partner, David Bowie.

Jay Leno is 59 and he still sucks.

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