Hollywood, California - Fed up with K-Fed's private dick poking about in her face, digging deep into her most private affairs, putting the screws on her, snooping around her back door, Britney decided to hire one of her own and do the same to K-Fed. Only all K-Fed ever does is stay home with the kids, so Britney gave the private dick a new assignment, find K-Fed's career. So far, the gumshoe has come up empty handed.
"Usually I help people find things that they lost, an old high school sweetheart, or missing spouse," said Oscar Hemly. "But in this case, it is not all too clear that K-Fed ever had a career to begin with at all. At least none that I could find, anyways."
The private dick claims that working Britney's case is the most difficult he has ever had to date.
"Its the hardest one I have ever had," said the private dick. "I'm sure it's never been harder."
The private dick also claims that Britney is relentless, demanding that he work around the clock.
"It's the longest, that's for sure," confirmed the private dick. "And ever since I broke the air-conditioned in my car, it has been the hottest, too."
The private dick also complains that he has had difficulty remaining on top, things transpire so quickly and that he may have to quit the case if things do not turn up soon.
"I just can't keep it up," said the private dick. "Britney's is just too demanding, calling me at all hours of the day and night, insisting that I come over at a moments notice to debrief her."
Despite these set backs, however, the private dick claims to have made progress in the case, finally penetrated deep into the mystery of Britney case.
"It's all coming to a head real soon," said the private dick. "Then we'll all be able to sit back and have a smoke."
