Spoof Writers Cross Picket Lines

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Sunday, 18 November 2007

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Amidst jeers and taunts of "Scab!" and "Union-buster!" several dozen writers for TheSpoof.com crossed the picket lines set up by members of the Writers Guild of America. The Spoof writers have not chosen to join the Writers Guild in their strike against the Hollywood entertainment giants.

Wiping a big gob of spit off his head, one Spoof writer who fought his way past the line of Guild writers and asked not to be identified said, "We Spoof writers have no argument with our Spoof management. We are paid thousands of dollars for each story we submit, and get a flat $2 for each hit our stories get on the internet. Our Editor, Mark Lowton, has given each writer a free box of pencils, three weeks of paid vacation each year, a generous retirement package, and even allows us to work from home. We do however suspect that Mr. Lowton really favors us working at home so he can continue pulling his pud for eight hours a day in the privacy of his fancy suite of offices.

The Spoof writers are not at all ashamed to cross the Guild Writers picket lines. We perform a vital public service writing stories about Lindsay Lohan's vagina, Paris Hilton's vagina, Kevin Federline's schlong and whatever Hillary Clinton has down (shudder) there. Meanwhile, those Guild Writers only write useless crap for David Letterman and Jay Leno. Screw them!

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