Paris Hilton: Snickers Diet The Best for 2008!

Funny story written by Jean Le Fete

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

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Snickers Diet to the Rescue!!

New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker's diet, which consists of eating 10 Snickers bars to replace two of your regular meals (breakfast and lunch are recommended), then a normal meal in the evening of baked beans and baby back ribs.

Paris has now lost 107 pounds on the new Snickers Diet. She has pledged to promote this diet in 2008. In a joint news conference with Snicker's officials Paris said, "I eat 5 Snickers Bars for breakfast, 5 Snickers bars for lunch and then a sensible dinner of baked beans and baby back ribs. I don't feel hungry at all and people seem to give me more space now, they're not all over me."

"Paris has helped us to test this diet thoroughly," said Charles Mars Hersh, "While it does seem to have some minor side effects..." paused to gag, but recovered, "We are confident the results will convince people everywhere to give the "Snickers" diet a try."

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