Ex-Police singer Sting stung outside German brothel

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 15 September 2007

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Sting always comes when he's in town said the brothel

Hamburg, Germany - (Spotted Ass Mess): As deafening Frankie Goes to Hollywood lyrics blared out into the early morning Hamburg streets on Wednesday this week former Police singer Sting got an unexpected surprise outside the city's notorious Relax! brothel when captured on camera by hundreds of German paparazzi.

Against the background of "Relax don't do it! When you want to go to it. Relax don't do it! When you want to come!" throbbing at fever pitch the uber-married 55 year old veteran warbler realised he had been caught in a paps' bordello sting that may lead to the divorce courts when wife Trudie gets to see the pics in "Heil!" magazine later in the week.

Later in the day German blogsites claimed the singer had spent a few of hours in the company of a couple of stunning transvestites making use of the bordello's legendary whirlpool bath and sauna facilities.

"Sting always comes when he's in town," the strip joint's PR source said today.

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