In arresting news that is set to rock the world of rock music, it's been revealed that the members of The Police - Sting, Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland - were not actually members of the police force, but mere musicians. In a further astonishi…
(South Central Los Angeles, CA) Administrative staff and faculty at this famous high school met for a short teleconference after Governor Alice Cooper declared today that school’s out for summer. Originally classes were to reconvene for the last two...
Aging crooner, Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner CBE - collectively known as 'Sting' - has been stung by a wasp in his back garden. The former policeman from Wallsend who now owns a huge estate in Wiltshire, was shovelling some manure onto a rosebed on...
World renowned musician Sting has embarked on his latest career with the South Yorkshire Police Force. His real name is Gordon Matthew Thomas Sumner, no surprise then that he goes by Sting in his public career. Though his name tag on his police uniform says Sumner, Officer Thomas is what he likes to be called now. Officer Thomas sat down with this reporter to talk about the latest phase in his...
News has reached us here at the Spoof that the diminutive Geordie singing legend Sting has split from his wife Trudie Styler. Apparently she had finally lost patience with him being unable to have a conversation without mentioning his work and how ge...
Topeka, Kansas -- Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps was arrested in a Motel 6 hotel room in a sting operation that lasted over 13-months. In September 2011, members of the anti-terrorist unit within the FBI received information that Fred...
Alleged do-gooder and former Police front man "Sting" famous not just for his monotone voice and drab personality but also his dabbling in things that he really has no knowledge about and "new age" philosophies has started a new charity that will hel...
HAMPSTEAD, London--In what is seen as a lifetime achievement award, rock musician Sting received this week the prestigious Most Tender Lyrics Award at the U.K. Rock Music Awards. Jury members lauded Sting, known for his earlier work with the highl...
Irish rockstar Bono checked into a Monte Carlo hospital for a routine medical procedure to have his ego topped up in the frontal lobe of the brain. This is an operation Bono has every year but something went horribly wrong this time and consequences...
BROOKLYN - In what is being hailed as one of the biggest FBI Mafia busts in recent memory a total of 127 Mafia bosses, underbosses, hitmen, extortionists, and racketeers were rounded up and arrested. The Mafioso's were all members associated with...
Eddie Furlong, who has a role in the new Green Hornet movie, has been arrested for getting too close to his ex-wife and violating a court ordered restraining order. After several complaints from Furlong's former wife, Rachael Kneeland, the police...
Even regular sex gets boring. No way you say. S'truth. Take Sting for example. Nothing much new and happening on the creative front. So it's back to the boring old sex life of two dried out prunes. Readers will remember a couple of years ago when Sting tried to regale everyone with his expertise on tantric sex - that mysterious Indian Kama Sutra thing that he claims to have mastered. Where...
Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...
More reporters will go undercover more often than ever in 2011, to capitalize on the vast number of aging, fleshy men with a dollop of power and a propensity for bigging themselves up. Editors at publications across the UK have decided the only...
While selection of a single stage name became popular in the late 70's and 80's, many elderly musical artists are starting to regret their chosen monikers now that retirement is looming. What was a unique way to draw attention to yourself as an ar...
A Wiltshire home was the subject of a police investigation yesterday morning after three burglers were accidentally killed while taking part in a burglary there, despite intense security surrounding the Victorian home. The home, belonging to ex-Po...
Susan Boyle and veteran rockers U2 are said to be delighted to perform on a new concept album dedicated to the memory of Raoul Moat. The album entitled The Love Moat also includes contributions from Coldplay and Phil Collins, who will be singing f...
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