Mariah Carey glues face to old man's leg

Funny story written by Jesus Budda

Monday, 10 September 2007

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Singer Mariah Carey got herself in a sticky situation when she accidentally glued her face to the leg of an 85 year old man.

The incident occurred at a Palm Springs resort, where Carey was recording her latest album of ballads dedicated to hopeless celebrities.

"Mariah is ok", said a spokeswoman for the singer, "but she was a little shaken by the whole glue thing".

The man was named as Bobby Bigglesworth, an octogenarian male escort from Flint, Michigan, who is living in the Happy Daze Retirement Home with his dog, Skip.

It's unknown how, or indeed why, Carey glued her face to the man, but it may have something to do with her madness.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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