Angelina is Looking at the Ladies

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Monday, 13 August 2007

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I can give you everything you need

According to reliable sources, Angelina Jolie may be getting a little tired of Brad's boys nights out and his bike escapades. She is getting fed up with his lack of patience and understanding.

Angelina is said to have turned to her "gal pal" Jenny - no not the "Friends" one - the other one, her partner in rebel crime. They have apparently been hotting up the streets with their denial that they are still a couple. Jenny (her kissing pal) is so besotted with Ange that she has failed to notice that she is just being used, and believes they too will raise a family and live happily forever after - hopefully together . Ange just wants to get Brad to notice her and she will stoop to anything. She has tried adoption, skinny, her own baby, skin & bones, tattoos, now her card straw is "a lady".

Ange can make men sing, but with her luscious lips and come to bed eyes, she can make the ladies do anything!

Ange come to me babe, I will give you attention, sympathy, understanding and patience. In fact, you can throw all the wine you want at me and whine as much as you want I am here for you baby. I saw you first Ange, tell Jenny to take a hike or ride with Brad, your time with them are up.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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