Angelina Buying her own House

Funny story written by Ana Ward

Monday, 13 August 2007

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Angelina Jolie in turmoil - should I buy this beach or not?

When Angelina found out about Brad's new pad, she was rather miffed to say the least. Simply because she was the last to know, so she did what any woman would do in her shoes, GO SHOPPING!

Angelina was so annoyed with Brad when she found out about his bach pad, that she threw a hissy fit, pulled a tongue at him, flung her hair over her bonny shoulder, looked for a glass of wine & found none, turned on her heels, put on her bestest smile with matching glasses and has gone shopping.

Like most women she has gone shopping with her "hubby's" money. Ange has decided she will max-out Brad's credit card and his bank balance hindering him from playing with the "boys" - his friends in Berlin. She has bought a house, but still not satisfied, as there were still funds available, has now decided to sulk a little and maybe buy a rehab centre instead of adopting another child.

It seems as if the well behaved Jolie-Pitt kids have a misbehaved mom.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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