Paris Hilton Hates Nicole Richie

Funny story written by Buck E Filbert

Saturday, 28 July 2007

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Paris Hilton is seething mad over the decision to let off Nicole Richie with only 90 hrs incarceration for what is seemingly a much stronger offence. Paris served 23 days for driving under a suspended license, Nicole was charged with driving the wrong way down a Southern California freeway under the influence of prescription drugs and weed.

Sources close to Paris say, "Paris is really pissed off. She's been at her house with a Nicole Richie voodoo doll poking it with needles, kicking it down the stairs, drowning it in the tub, hoping to inflict pain."

Yes, it seems the wheels of justice don't necessarily turn in the same direction when it comes to charges and the punishment given to certain people for certain charges. Even the rich and famous don't necessarily have equal status under the justice system.

When contacted for a statement, Paris Hilton jumped at the opportunity to speak, she said, "Nicole is a skanky little wanna be bitch, how does she rate less time than me? I'm prettier, taller, richer and more popular, how did she get off so easy? My lawyer cost twice as much and I did 5 times that skanky little ho's sentence!! Bitch!!! Oh...and she's not preggos at all!"

Tell us how you really feel Paris, that about says it all, BFF.

From the desk of
Buck E Filbert

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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