Mr & Mrs Andre Name Their Daughter

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

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Pieter Ahndreiee

Pop star Peter Andre and his buxom wife Katie Price, pronounced J-O-R-D-A-N, have named their wonderful new bouncing baby girl Princess Tiaamii.

The celebrity couple said they had called their daughter thusly, because it had been the first thing that had popped into their tiny little minds.

Price explained that the first name had been chosen as the girl was "our princess".

"The second name was made from letters that we had left over in a game of Scrabble", said the brainless big-titted one.

Andre, who is only 3 feet 11 inches tall, helped his wife with the lunacy, saying:

"We're so exotic! At home I call my wife Maahmi (mummy), and she calls me Dhaadddii (daddy). There's an accent over the second 'a' for dramatic effect. It's so much fun! Weird names are great!"

The pair have another son with the slightly less stupid name, Harvey.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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