Senator Lindsey Graham Loves his 'Cocks

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

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Columbia, South Carolina (WUSC 90.5 FM) -

University of South Carolina alumnus Lindsey Graham loves his 'Cocks.

"I have been a big fan of the 'Cocks since I was a little boy," acknowledged the Senator from South Carolina. "When people used to tell me that only girls liked the 'Cocks, I cried and screamed -- some boys like 'Cocks too!"

"While I was a student at the University of South Carolina, in addition to loving the 'Cocks, I enjoyed the Greek lifestyle as well," continued the never-married bachelor without kids. "If I could offer one piece of advice to a young Freshman entering his first year of college, I would wholeheartedly recommend joining a fraternity... and loving them 'Cocks!"

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