Paris Hilton planning new sex tape

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Wednesday, 25 July 2007

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Hollywood,Ca. (Ass Mess) - Party girl Paris Hilton has announced today that she is planning a new sex tape.

Hilton who was recently released from jail and trying to figure out what to do with her life has stated recently that she would consider making another sex tape.

In an interview today she said: "Seeing as the the first tape was so popular I think it would be a good idea to release a sequel, my fans are so loyal and I am really only doing this for them."

Auditions are being held to find the right person for the second lead role and all of Hollywood's finest actors are lining up in hopes of getting this role.

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