Lohan in Paris Hilton-copycat DUI

Funny story written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

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Lohan: she's blonde now of course but no less daft than Paris

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Ass Mess): Lindsay Lohan may be taking the LA celeb game of oneupmanship a stage too far in her bid to out-Paris Paris Hilton.

That is the conclusion of cops who arrested her this morning on suspicion of drink-driving and cocaine possession after the Mean Girlsstar was pulled over for 'erotic (erratic?) driving' by highway patrol officers in Santa Monica, California.

Lohan, 21, is already facing a DUI in Beverly Hills and remains disqualified to drive while her licence is suspended.

At a recent rehab stint Lohan told pals that, like Paris, she was having a love-affair with booze and coke that no amount of treatment could ever cure.

An ankle bracelet she has been wearing is said to be inscribed with the message "Sherrif Lee Baca loves me as much as Paris!" - a reference no doubt to the controversial leniency the LASD top cop showed Hilton by releasing her early after she pleaded being allergic to prison in June this year.

Lohan is said to be feeling confident today that she'll be able to get away with this latest fracas after overwhelming LA support for Lee Baca's stance in defending Hilton as 'too damned blonde and pretty' to stay in jail and 'too damned rich and desirable' for him to igmore.

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