Posh Spice Caught Eating

Funny story written by trythisathome

Saturday, 14 July 2007

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A passer by, caught Victoria Beckham, picking off a leaf from some unsuspecting tree then gobbling it up.

First she was observed licking off the furry substance from said leaf, then it was noted she shoved it straight into her gob - all in one go. Chomping about on it like a right old greedy cow.

Another onlooker was quoted as saying, "At first I thought it was a giraffe. The way it kind of smelt & nuzzled the tree leaves. Only on closer inspection did I realise it was her"

Victoria declined to comment when we approached her. Opting instead to stroke a rubber plant which incidentally has a large leaf missing.

Victoria Beckham. One Greedy, leaf stealing, fat bitch.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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